how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
oitnb season 3 requirements
- for poussey to never be sad ever.
Anonymous said: rad! it'll be the first show i'll see you at since the real friends show lmao~ i don't expect their set to be too long when their albums are barely 20 mins long hahah
yeah! haha which is kind of surprising. yeah me neither :| they’re headlining though. hopefully they just play most of their shit m0mp
What do you think history is?
girls just wanna have
real pockets on our clothes, damn
Finally got the chance to let go
Keeping it quiet
Not a worry in the world that we know
I can’t decide
If I should let the words spill out at a time like this
But I’ve been known to stay in on days such as this